10th
2007
More Crazy Gifts for Office Coworkers
If you’re looking for great gifts for your co-workers, you came to the right place. We’ve already posted one list of office worker gifts, and now we’re giving you another one. Check these out!
Weapons to the ready!
Have you ever wanted to slap a coworker for saying something stupid? Maybe you’ve got a beef with Bob for taking your parking spot.
Now you have a manly way to handle these problems: lifesize office warrior weapons!
These weapons are lifesize and constructed of carefully-painted latex. The sword and ax have a fiberglass core, to give them extra strength and stability. On guard!
Crazy straw?
They’re not just for kids any longer. You can have a cool crazy straw too!
But unlike the straws from your childhood, this crazy straw is customizable. Give one to your coworker, and see what configurations he comes up with. He can even use it to mix different drinks. Cool, right?!
Zoom in on life
Have you ever wondered what tiny objects look like? Maybe you’re curious about the mold on last week’s hamburger. Or what does belly-button lint have in it?
This cool USB digital microscope is what you need! It will magnify anything up to 200X, allowing you to take digital pictures and video in the process. Now you can look at things your grade school science teacher wouldn’t dream of!!
Express yourself on the road
How many times have you wanted to tell other drivers how you feel? The car’s horn just isn’t sufficient sometimes.
Now you can have a LED emoticon on your car! It displays 2 faces plus “Thanks,” “Back off,” and “Idiot.” And you can change those messages with the included remote control.
Doesn’t every driver need one of these?
Keep your passwords safe
More technology means more passwords to remember. But now you can have a military-grade password solution.
The Mandylion Password Manager has been used for years in actual warfare environments. It’s built to Department of Defense standards, so it should handle your bank passwords with ease.
The base unit comes with Windows software to let you configure everything. Then the key-chain sized token will handle all your passwords. Does it get any easier than this?!
Kill those office germs
Do you have a coworker who’s particularly scared of germs? Here’s the perfect gift:
A UV disinfectant wand quickly and easily kills 99.9% of germs! Just flip open the clamshell wand, activate the UV radiation, and hold it over the germy area for 10 seconds. Clean!!
Protect your space!
For that over-protective co-worker, you can give the gift of security. Just stay away from his cubicle afterward!
This shooting cubicle alarm system will protect your most important valuables, like your beloved coffee mug. When Alarm 1 is triggered, it emits a sound and arms Alarms 2 and 3. Alarm 2 is even louder, and it spotlights the intruder with a laser beam. Alarm 3 fires two missiles right at the would-be burglar. Gotcha!
Always be prepared
Even cubicle warriors have to prepare for the worst. You never know when the power will go out or when you might get stuck in traffic on the freeway for hours.
The BodyGard self-powered emergency tool comes to the rescue! It’s got 12 killer features that might just save your life someday!
First, it has a built-in hand crank for power generation when you need it most (of course, it also has an AC adapter). And if you forgot to charge your cell phone, this unit can do that for you!
Other features include a spiffy FM radio, super-bright LED flashlight, motion activated security alarm, and a panic button. How did you ever live without this tool?
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