9th
2007
Call Center Review Terms
Time for your annual review? “Boss speak” just a little confusing? Your boss may say one thing but mean another, here is your personal decoder ring!
Performance Appraisal Terms and Their Real Meanings
|
Appraisal Term |
Meaning |
|---|---|
|
Average Employee |
Not too bright |
|
Exceptionally Well Qualified |
Made no major blunders yet |
|
Active Socially |
Drinks a lot |
|
Character Above Reproach |
Still one step ahead of the law |
|
Quick Thinking |
Offers plausible excuses |
|
Careful Thinker |
Won’t make a decision |
|
Plans for advancement |
Buys drinks for all the boys/girls |
|
Uses Logic on Difficult jobs |
Gets someone else to do it |
|
Expresses Themselves Well |
Speaks English |
|
Meticulous Attention to Detail |
A nit picker |
|
Has Leadership Qualities |
Has a loud voice |
|
Exceptionally Good Judgment |
Lucky |
|
Keen Sense of Humour |
Knows a lot of dirty jokes |
|
Career Minded |
Back Stabber |
|
Of Great Value to the Organisation |
Gets to work on time |
|
Relaxed Attitude |
Sleeps at desk |
|
Independent Worker |
Nobody knows what he/she does |
|
Loyal |
Can’t get a job anywhere else |
Keep in mind these are all just jokes for you in the call center.
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